I'll post some of the stuff I've seen. You may ignore it if you'd like.
I never get tired of this one. It translates to: This hotel will KILL you.
One or the other is fine. Just don’t do both at the same time. To be clear, sitting on the table and improperly disposing of trash is okay.
High expectations that I’m sure my dog can’t meet.
Welcome to our hotel.
Fine dining in an airport: Doing its part to make flying safer.
Welcome to California. You’re going to need this.
Is this guy serious about his jacket?
How about children on leashes?
Tell me this doesn’t make you want to ask questions.
Seriously. Don’t.