I'll post some of the stuff I've seen. You may ignore it if you'd like.
Please note the combination “popped collar” and equally classy “Jorts.” this, friends, is Las Vegas. And I’m afraid it doesn’t stay.
I found this sign in the lavatory on my last flight. Guess it makes sense to put it in the bathroom. In the event that you need it, just follow the stench.
Worst fountain ever.
This is Oklahoma?
Worst hotel conference room carpet ever woven.
“70” does not equal “70.”
I don’t want to walk in there.
Smoking is bad for your health.
Trouble Man. Nice.
Reverse those vowels.